2. tapist:

    Tom McLaughlan - A word’s birthday

    (via titrxe)


  3. baskauskas:

    oh my god this guy messaged me on okcupid and he has a “don’t message me if” section and 








    jesus christ

    (via autisutekh)


  4. andthenisay:


    don’t you hate it when you’re reading a chapter and then it’s coming to its climax and omg what’s gonna happen, then woops, your eyes dart to the last line and you spoil yourself and hate yourself for it

    this is why, in particularly intense reading situations, i physically put my hand over the bottom of the page so i can’t accidentally spoil myself.

    i take this shit seriously.

    (via autisutekh)

  5. (Source: 90s90s90s, via 90s90s90s)

  7. (Source: weld-el-hay, via arabswagger)

  8. cartoonpolitics:

    "Boy, these conservatives are really something, aren’t they? They’re all in favor of the unborn. They will do anything for the unborn. But once you’re born, you’re on your own. Pro-life conservatives are obsessed with the fetus from conception to nine months. After that, they don’t want to know about you. They don’t want to hear from you. No nothing. No neonatal care, no day care, no head start, no school lunch, no food stamps, no welfare, no nothing. If you’re preborn, you’re fine; if you’re preschool, you’re fucked." ~ George Carlin

    (via buck-toothed-girl-in-luxembourg)

  9. (via dullist)

  10. (Source: chosen-undead, via schmergo)

  11. socialflyte:

    Dont do Drugs ᶠᶸᶜᵏᵧₒᵤ #Socialflyte

    (via nuketrooper71)

  12. austinmeowdodge:

    Future car goals

    (Source: camberandcameltoe, via tastefullyoffensive)

  14. pierregrassou:

    A collection of robots saying “f**k this sh*t”

    (via tastefullyoffensive)